Life would be way easier if I were easier.

pettyartist:

egriz:

sp0radic:

how the hell are they gonna put the pizza planet truck in Brave

You watch.

They’ll do it.

And it will still make sense.

tyleroakley:

Every time I perform karaoke, regardless of what I’m singing.

One of my roommates used to say this all the time. I said “Don’t judge me” and she said “Don’t look at me.” At some point, we both started saying both…I miss Courtney. Ugh, I really am going to end up back in Florida by July, aren’t I?

tyleroakley:

Every time I perform karaoke, regardless of what I’m singing.

One of my roommates used to say this all the time. I said “Don’t judge me” and she said “Don’t look at me.” At some point, we both started saying both…I miss Courtney. Ugh, I really am going to end up back in Florida by July, aren’t I?

whisbrella:

um that awkward moment when lisa evans is ~one of us~
i predict her upcoming future tweets

“@ChrisEvans asdfghjkl;”
“help i can’t breathe”
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
“@ChrisEvans I haven’t actually fallen. It’s a figure of speech, sweetie. Don’t worry.”
“HEADING TO DISNEYWORLD #YOLO”
“I love my sons so much I want to punch them in the face.”



 DAMMIT, I RETRACT MY LAST POST. I will brave the Zombies! He’s going to DISNEY! WHAT IF HE GOES TO IMAGINATION.

…guys, what if he goes to the Jumping Waters? O.o

whisbrella:

um that awkward moment when lisa evans is ~one of us~

i predict her upcoming future tweets

“@ChrisEvans asdfghjkl;”

“help i can’t breathe”

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“@ChrisEvans I haven’t actually fallen. It’s a figure of speech, sweetie. Don’t worry.”

“HEADING TO DISNEYWORLD #YOLO”

“I love my sons so much I want to punch them in the face.”

DAMMIT, I RETRACT MY LAST POST. I will brave the Zombies! He’s going to DISNEY! WHAT IF HE GOES TO IMAGINATION.

…guys, what if he goes to the Jumping Waters? O.o
Sometimes Chris Hemsworth talks too quickly when he says “Asgard”

assholedisney:

and it sounds like he’s saying “ass guard”

so all I can picture is

I don’t even care if this is a li’l but NSFW. It’s just so freakin fantastic.

The figment line is usually 5 minutes, and you never have to wait more than 20 minutes for the next show of Captain EO, but because guidemaps have that lovely little fastpass symbol on it next to EO, they’re constantly asking about it.

The figment line is usually 5 minutes, and you never have to wait more than 20 minutes for the next show of Captain EO, but because guidemaps have that lovely little fastpass symbol on it next to EO, they’re constantly asking about it.

thereisnofries:

This one’s for you, Caitlin.

Ha, thank’s Laura. It’s in 2010. Do you have a time machine?

thereisnofries:

This one’s for you, Caitlin.

Ha, thank’s Laura.

It’s in 2010. Do you have a time machine?
GPOY when I’m on the bus. 
Also, why is there no Hipster!Anita meme? I love her. It’d be perfect.

GPOY when I’m on the bus.
Also, why is there no Hipster!Anita meme? I love her. It’d be perfect.

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS!

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS!

Alice totally grows up to be the Crazy Cat Lady of the Disney family.

Alice totally grows up to be the Crazy Cat Lady of the Disney family.

ragecastmember:

Hold on, lemme scream over the 457 languages that are going on right now.

ragecastmember:

Hold on, lemme scream over the 457 languages that are going on right now.