I literally just this minute found out that Veronica Mars Rob Thomas and matchbox 20 Rob Thomas are not the same person and I feel like my whole life is a lie.
I wanna watch a movie but I also wanna finish this book but I also wanna go to bed but I also wanna eat something but I also wanna finish that tv series but I also wanna drink something but I also wanna do something with my life
do you see my dilemma
Fuck, I just remembered that I left my pizza from lunch in the fridge at work.
…1:30 am is totally the most useful time to have this thought.
WHAT’S GOING ON? HOW CAN THEY BOTH BE THERE?
DID EZRA KILL ALI?
WAS HE HER SECRET CAPE MAY BABY-DADDY?
OH MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
Oh, wait, this is just a selfie from twitter or something, isn’t it?
I still think Ezra killed Ali
Stacked like What now?
Library story of the day: My Branch Manager and I are opening up a diner together.
People will use anything and everything that is remotely bookmark-shaped as to mark their place (including a square of toilet paper. Yes, really). Today I found a bumper sticker that said Stacked Like Pancakes.com on it. So, obviously, I have to go look up this website. Turns out, it’s a band.
When I told my branch manager this, she was disappointed, because she’d been hoping it was related to actual pancakes. We then decided that Stacked Like Pancakes would make a really great name for a restaurant, like IHOP or Denny’s or something. So we then started planning this super intense pancake restaurant that’s like a build your own sundae bar or something (UMD people: Think 12 Seasons, but with pancakes). Everything is super customizeable, you to pick what kind of pancakes you want, Regular, Buttermilk pancakes, whole wheat pancakes, probably some Kosher/Vegan/Gluten free options. You can add things into the batter like blueberries or chocolate chips. There are different size options from the big-ass plate-sized pancakes to the cute little silver dollar ones. And then there’s all the toppings. A million different kinds of syrups, various fruits, whipped cream, probably ice cream….are you hungry yet?
So the autorotate on my phone wasn’t working, and it was really bugging me…and I was thinking “ugh, I hope I don’t have to take this into the store to get them to fix it. And then I realized “You’re an idiot. Just fucking Google it”
So I did, and of course there’s tons of advice on how to fix it, but most of it is things I already tried or things that don’t help and then I see: “Restart your phone” and I just —
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
I AM THAT ASSHOLE.
I WAS LITERALLY RAISED BY AN IT GUY. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME??
Long story short, my auto-rotate works again.
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
especially in dresses
i keep doing it
Or I could just sit there with my legs wide open and think “Fuck yeah, this is comfy”
I have a tendency to do all of these things with a “Say something to me about it, I dare you,” look on my face.
Keeping my knees together leads to getting hit on by creepy men who literally cannot spell the word “what”
So I’m using my laptop in bed, which always ends poorly, but I’m doing it anyway, and I think I just attempted to hide under my computer the way that you hide under your covers?
I think that means it’s time for me to put the computer away and go the fuck to sleep.