There are some nights when
sleep plays coy,
aloof and disdainful.
And all the wiles
that I employ to win
its service to my side
are useless as wounded pride,
and much more painful.
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
I’m attempting to clear out my drafts, and among all of the random old posts I never reblogged, I keep finding these weird text posts that I’m assuming I wrote on my phone while trying to fall asleep, but that I really only have a vague memory of writing, like this gem right here:
I was about to fall asleep when I suddenly realized that a movie set in America means American actors. WIZARDING MOVIE FULL OF AMERICAN ACTORS, YOU GUYS.
where the fuck is that I VOLUNTEER gif when I need it???
I literally just this minute found out that Veronica Mars Rob Thomas and matchbox 20 Rob Thomas are not the same person and I feel like my whole life is a lie.
Interesting words (Source)
I feel really smart for knowing what an interrobang was
And petrichor.I only know glabella and interrobang because of dan & phil
why didn’t they use an actual interrobang though they look super cool
In addition to Interrobang and Petrichor (Thank you, Neil Gaiman), I also knew Tines. I actually wasn’t aware that it wasn’t common knowledge? Maybe it’s just because I’m weirdly particular about forks…(I hate salad forks because the tines are too short; I prefer long tined forks)
However, I’m surprised that I didn’t know Dysania before now, considering that I’m basically in a perpetual state of dysania.
Fuck, I just remembered that I left my pizza from lunch in the fridge at work.
…1:30 am is totally the most useful time to have this thought.