Life would be way easier if I were easier.

whisbrella:

um that awkward moment when lisa evans is ~one of us~
i predict her upcoming future tweets

“@ChrisEvans asdfghjkl;”
“help i can’t breathe”
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
“@ChrisEvans I haven’t actually fallen. It’s a figure of speech, sweetie. Don’t worry.”
“HEADING TO DISNEYWORLD #YOLO”
“I love my sons so much I want to punch them in the face.”

DAMMIT, I RETRACT MY LAST POST. I will brave the Zombies! He’s going to DISNEY! WHAT IF HE GOES TO IMAGINATION.

…guys, what if he goes to the Jumping Waters? O.o

um that awkward moment when lisa evans is ~one of us~

i predict her upcoming future tweets

“@ChrisEvans asdfghjkl;”

“help i can’t breathe”

“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“@ChrisEvans I haven’t actually fallen. It’s a figure of speech, sweetie. Don’t worry.”

“HEADING TO DISNEYWORLD #YOLO”

“I love my sons so much I want to punch them in the face.”

DAMMIT, I RETRACT MY LAST POST. I will brave the Zombies! He’s going to DISNEY! WHAT IF HE GOES TO IMAGINATION.

…guys, what if he goes to the Jumping Waters? O.o

So I got way behind on tumblr and kinda quit checking it while I was crazy busy during my last semester of college, and then I went to Disney and was working nonstop, and so I still didn’t have time for tumblr.
But now I’m back home and jobless and bored, so I was like “Well, now would be a good time for getting back into tumblr, right?” WRONG. It seems Donna Noble doesn’t agree with me.
Donna is my laptop. She’s started doing that thing again where she just turns off at random times while I’m in the middle of doing things.
Which leads me to screaming things like “FUCK YOU DONNA, YOU WHORE!”
At my computer.
Alone.
At 1:30 am.

You’re just as sane as I am

ok, maybe not.

crabcakesandquidditch:

Intimidating picture of the Maryland Flying Wizard Turtles during our rain practice, courtesy of Arsh Agarwal.

I really wish I’d made it to rain practice today so I could’ve played around in the fountain again. This day was so much fun.

So I was going to write a post about how AWESOME the UMD Nerdfighters “First Unofficial Meeting” was…

But then I remembered that my Phone Interview with the Disney College Program is in like…less than 13 hours, and started freaking out a li’l bit.

WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? I AM GOING TO DIE.

Any last minute advice? (Other than “Smile lots” and “DON’T DO QUICK-SERVICE.”)

(via italktosnakes)

I’m sorry to whoever made this, because this really is a great graphic, but the composition of it totally makes me think that Ginny is the one mocking Draco over being the girlfriend that Potter has got. Especially with the looks on their faces. (Unless, of course, this was the intention. In which case, you win at life)

Oh my God. For those of you who know [Awkward] David, and that we both have crazyass sleeping habits, he just posted this on facebook.
I’m legit crying. What even is this? I love it. A lot. I’ll be watching this manymany times. It would be so effective if I wasn’t laughing.

Just finished The Last Little Blue Envelope, by Maureen Johnson

I’ve realized that have a tendency to ask a lot of questions when I finish a book, things along the lines of
“Why wasn’t that book longer? Why did it have to end?”
“Why don’t I own a cat named Probably?”
“Why don’t I go to school in the UK?”
“Why haven’t I managed to finish writing a decent book yet?”

And most importantly, “Why am I still awake at 8:32 in the morning?”

Espresso flavored Monster.
Two things I hate: Coffee and Energy drinks.
So what kind of person would drink this disgusting concoction at 10 pm when they have to be AWAKE in 12 hours?
The same kind of person who at 10 pm has barely started writing a the 10* page paper she has due tomorrow.

*Its actually a 5-7 page paper, but I’ve been calling it a 10 page paper because its 5-7 pages single spaced. Single. Spaced. This is a 300-level college course! Who the fuck makes things SINGLE SPACED??

Edit: Can has been opened. It tasted like someone pissed in an ashtray. Why do I do this to myself? I need help.

We’ve reached the point of the evening where I have multiple songs stuck in my head, and my brain is tired enough to combine them into fun new songs to plague my mind with!

Right now, its some weird amalgam of Part of Your World and The Wizard and I (/The Doctor and I), with a hint of Won’t Say I’m in Love. I wish I could upload the noises in my head as an audio post on tumblr. You’d all love it -.-

Thanks a lot brain. This is definitely going to help me finish writing my 10 page paper & studying for my 11 am exam.

emmahyphenjane:

Top 5 Screencaps | Torchwood: 2.03 - To The Last Man

Tommy: I’m scared.
Tosh: It’s all right.
Tommy: That’s why I’m here, I’m a coward.
Tosh: No, you are not.
Tommy: What am I fighting for?
Tosh: For the future, for me. Because you’re my brave handsome hero. Tommy, use the key. (Tommy turns the key to close the rift) Thank you.
Tommy: Goodbye.

requested by letseyx

This has probably been the toughest so far. SUCH a pretty episode! *sigh*

Is it weird that the main thing I remember about this episode is being obsessed with the guy who played Tommy because I was convinced he looked just like Neville & then I went & looked him up on imdb & it turns out he’s Matt Lewis’s brother.
I was so happy. I KNEW it!