I’m attempting to clear out my drafts, and among all of the random old posts I never reblogged, I keep finding these weird text posts that I’m assuming I wrote on my phone while trying to fall asleep, but that I really only have a vague memory of writing, like this gem right here:
I was about to fall asleep when I suddenly realized that a movie set in America means American actors. WIZARDING MOVIE FULL OF AMERICAN ACTORS, YOU GUYS.
where the fuck is that I VOLUNTEER gif when I need it???
I literally just this minute found out that Veronica Mars Rob Thomas and matchbox 20 Rob Thomas are not the same person and I feel like my whole life is a lie.
Interesting words (Source)
I feel really smart for knowing what an interrobang was
And petrichor.I only know glabella and interrobang because of dan & phil
why didn’t they use an actual interrobang though they look super cool
In addition to Interrobang and Petrichor (Thank you, Neil Gaiman), I also knew Tines. I actually wasn’t aware that it wasn’t common knowledge? Maybe it’s just because I’m weirdly particular about forks…(I hate salad forks because the tines are too short; I prefer long tined forks)
However, I’m surprised that I didn’t know Dysania before now, considering that I’m basically in a perpetual state of dysania.
Fuck, I just remembered that I left my pizza from lunch in the fridge at work.
…1:30 am is totally the most useful time to have this thought.
WHAT’S GOING ON? HOW CAN THEY BOTH BE THERE?
DID EZRA KILL ALI?
WAS HE HER SECRET CAPE MAY BABY-DADDY?
OH MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
Oh, wait, this is just a selfie from twitter or something, isn’t it?
I still think Ezra killed Ali
So the autorotate on my phone wasn’t working, and it was really bugging me…and I was thinking “ugh, I hope I don’t have to take this into the store to get them to fix it. And then I realized “You’re an idiot. Just fucking Google it”
So I did, and of course there’s tons of advice on how to fix it, but most of it is things I already tried or things that don’t help and then I see: “Restart your phone” and I just —
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
I AM THAT ASSHOLE.
I WAS LITERALLY RAISED BY AN IT GUY. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME??
Long story short, my auto-rotate works again.
do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl
especially in dresses
i keep doing it
Or I could just sit there with my legs wide open and think “Fuck yeah, this is comfy”
I have a tendency to do all of these things with a “Say something to me about it, I dare you,” look on my face.
Keeping my knees together leads to getting hit on by creepy men who literally cannot spell the word “what”