Life would be way easier if I were easier.
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Can you imagine being that Nanny?
Who is this woman, and how do I steal her job?

I just want to watch them be Bros in real life.

I just want to watch them be Bros in real life.

Whenever I see this outfit, I think of the skits on SNL when she would play a little girl. Wasn’t there a Dakota Fanning talkshow at one point? That’s all I see here.

Whenever I see this outfit, I think of the skits on SNL when she would play a little girl. Wasn’t there a Dakota Fanning talkshow at one point? That’s all I see here.

I just wanted more of this pretty on my dash. How is she so cute all of the time?

razzledazzy:

emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:

natroze:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

yes please

guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny

oh my fucking god

I approve. Oh dear god, do I approve.

kill-daleks:

it’s.. beautiful.

OHMYGOD YOU GUYS, I THINK I FORGOT HOW FRICKIN BEAUTIFUL KAREN GILLAN WAS BUT THEN I SAW THIS AND I REMEMBERED.

Ok. I’m ok now. I promise.
fishingboatproceeds:

This is the van we’ll be traveling in during the 2012 Tour de Nerdfighting. (To be clear, it’s not our van. Penguin is renting it. I wish it were ours!)
Ticket info here.

This is so awesome! WHY AM I NOT SEEING THIS VAN IN PERSON?? Yet another reason I’m sad I won’t be seeing the the tour de nerd =(

fishingboatproceeds:

This is the van we’ll be traveling in during the 2012 Tour de Nerdfighting. (To be clear, it’s not our van. Penguin is renting it. I wish it were ours!)

Ticket info here.

This is so awesome! WHY AM I NOT SEEING THIS VAN IN PERSON?? Yet another reason I’m sad I won’t be seeing the the tour de nerd =(

suicideblonde:

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’m supposed to be writing a final paper. What am I doing instead? Looking at Christina Hendricks’s cleavage. I…just…damn, girl.

suicideblonde:

Christina Hendricks at her annual Christmas party, December 10th

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’m supposed to be writing a final paper. What am I doing instead? Looking at Christina Hendricks’s cleavage. I…just…damn, girl.


Matthew Lewis, who plays who plays Neville, has undergone a bigger physical transformation than any other person who works in those films to the point that, when I went to the read through of Half Blood Prince, we were all sitting in this great square and they put all the tables from the Great Hall into this big square so everyone’s facing inwards for the read through. And facing me were Dan, and Rupert, and Emma, and Evanna, and Bonnie, and the main lot. And there’s this really big cool guy sitting there, with a bit of stubble and wearing this woolen hat, and a leather jacket, and I didn’t recognize him, and my eyes pass on, and I sort of thought, ‘That will be the guy they’ve got playing McLaggen’. And then I thought, ‘Where’s Matthew?’ and I looked at him and my god, when did that happen? -JK ROWLING


That’s what I thought when I saw pictures of him from around the time that OOTP came out. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOONER?

Matthew Lewis, who plays who plays Neville, has undergone a bigger physical transformation than any other person who works in those films to the point that, when I went to the read through of Half Blood Prince, we were all sitting in this great square and they put all the tables from the Great Hall into this big square so everyone’s facing inwards for the read through. And facing me were Dan, and Rupert, and Emma, and Evanna, and Bonnie, and the main lot. And there’s this really big cool guy sitting there, with a bit of stubble and wearing this woolen hat, and a leather jacket, and I didn’t recognize him, and my eyes pass on, and I sort of thought, ‘That will be the guy they’ve got playing McLaggen’. And then I thought, ‘Where’s Matthew?’ and I looked at him and my god, when did that happen? -JK ROWLING

That’s what I thought when I saw pictures of him from around the time that OOTP came out. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOONER?