i hate old people who whine about the new generation as if texting hasn’t helped anyone, as if a selfie is really as bad as like idk…reagan
#i’m contractually obliged to reblog any sort of dig at reagan
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
THE WORST PART IS
LIZZIE DID NOT GO
TO THE THEATRE
WITH DARCY
IN HIS PRIVATE BOX
Yeah, my thoughts too.
I bet she really wanted to see his private box.
I am a terrible human being.

