This part was so much funnier the second time around, because I actually understood what Tony was saying. But still, perfection.
emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West.
I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.
I would like this.
I NEED IT
This is perfect.
yes please
guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny
oh my fucking god
I approve. Oh dear god, do I approve.
and it sounds like he’s saying “ass guard”
so all I can picture is
I don’t even care if this is a li’l but NSFW. It’s just so freakin fantastic.
This is originally from the March issue of the Maryland Aeropin, UMD Quidditch’s newsletter. // by Logan Anbinder
Did you hear that the World Cup V site was just overrun by a 5th century Germanic tribe? Now they call it Vandals’ Island!
Q: Which Hogwarts professor always takes care to organize his things in boxes?
A: Professor Binns!
Oh, how I love Bourne puns!
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WHEN THEY ENTER THE CLEARING WE SHALL ATTACK. SHOW NO MERCY. TAKE NO PRISONERS. HARVEST AND MOW THEM DOWN.
I LIKE PIE.
WHAT?
CHERRY PIE. APPLE PIE. ALL THE KINDS. PIE IS MY FRIEND.
I like pie, too. All of the pie ^__^
Thanks to This Is Not Tom, I’m forever looking for hidden info and secret jokes in the source code of websites. Usually I don’t find anything interesting, but occasionally, I am pleasantly surprised. (Click on the picture to read it properly, or go to the source code and scroll to the bottom to see for yourself.)
From the Project 4 Awesome site, we are given:
Srsly she’s awesome, and continually puts up with my inability to follow her designs correctly =)
I guess he’s cool too
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