I literally just this minute found out that Veronica Mars Rob Thomas and matchbox 20 Rob Thomas are not the same person and I feel like my whole life is a lie.
I made the mistake of listening to Icona Pop while getting ready for work this morning.
Which has led to having I Love It stuck in my head for 12+ hours now.
Which has led to me becoming slightly obsessed with the line “You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch" and all of the various and sundry ways that it relates to my life/my problems.
OH MY GOD. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO A JOB INTERVIEW AT A JAIL??? WHY HAS MY LIFE THUS FAR NOT PREPARED ME FOR THIS SITUATION?